The long awaiting explanation of the Healthisrock Website - Why it exists
The long awaited explanation of the Healthisrock Website Section 1 – Why does the Healthisrock Website Exist. To begin, I simply need to say to Elon and Jeff, "Guys, I totally get it, let's just get in a rocket ship and go far away." Planet for Sale, One Owner, needs some work. I use Healthisrock to try to describe this planet and all the damage we've done to it as if it were for sale. In this scenario, I’m a real estate agent tasked with the job of trying to sell this planet, so I have the unenviable job of trying to explain why it's so cheap. After all, any interstellar buyer with a reasonable level of intelligence would surely regard Earth as a goldilocks planet, expecting it to sell for much more than it is currently listed for. At this point, you would get on a forklift and deliver the 3 tonnes of documentation outlining all of the repairs that need to be done to this planet, all with cost estimates +/- 10%. If you are able to pe...